Luxury intimate skincare · Leaping Bunny · Female Minority Owned

Your most intimate skin deserves
the same unapologetic care as your face.

We say vulva. Because shame lives in euphemisms.

Find your care   What's in it
Find your care

Three questions. Real answer.

What brings you here?

Five layers of defense

Not another soothing balm. Intimate skin science.

The category has been stuck on oils + beeswax + "soothing" for years. We built a five-layer system, each with a distinct mechanism. No competitor has more than two layers.

Layer 5 · Immune defense

Calendula + MCT coconut

Dual-mechanism anti-Candida defense, backed by two independent peer-reviewed studies. Calendula (Saffari 2017 — superior to clotrimazole in a 150-woman RCT) works via immune modulation. MCT caprylic acid (Bergsson 2001) disrupts Candida cell membranes while sparing Lactobacillus. Already in Petal Balm.
Layer 4 · Tissue renewal

Bakuchiol + pomegranate seed oil

Bakuchiol — head-to-head comparable to retinol without irritation (Dhaliwal 2019). Pomegranate — non-hormonal phytoestrogen support (Huber 2017, p<0.001 on vaginal dryness). The anti-aging revolution, now where it matters most.
Layer 3 · Flora support

Postbiotic Lactobacillus ferment

The microbiome revolution hasn't hit luxury intimate skincare. 2024 BMC Medicine RCT on vulvar lichen sclerosus validated postbiotic ferment for this tissue. Not probiotics — the next generation.
Layer 2 · Barrier repair

Plant ceramides

Ceramides make up about 50% of your skin's natural lipid barrier. The same science your face moisturizer uses — for your most intimate skin. Zero intimate brands use them today. First-mover.
Layer 1 · Mucosal protection

Marshmallow root

Mucilaginous polysaccharides form a bioadhesive shield over delicate mucosal tissue. Persian healers have used this for centuries — Amini 2023 validated it in a vulvovaginal RCT. Not moisturizing. Not just soothing. Protective.
What we put in

Every ingredient earned its place.

Seven ingredients. Each one cleared through eight modules of review — phytochemistry, clinical evidence, traditional use, safety, regulatory, formulation, competitive, psychology. If it couldn't defend itself, it didn't get in.

Calendula officinalis

The healing herb Appalachian midwives trusted for generations.

Saffari 2017: in a triple-blind RCT of 150 women, calendula cream outperformed the leading pharmaceutical antifungal. Commission E approved. No other vulva balm uses it.

Hero ingredient · Dual-mechanism
Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride

MCT coconut. The selective one.

Caprylic acid disrupts Candida cell membranes while sparing Lactobacillus — different cell wall structures, different outcome. Bergsson 2001 confirmed mucosal safety.

Primary carrier · Paired with Calendula
Olea europaea

Olive oil. Mediterranean, cold-pressed, organic.

Emollient that has been used for women's intimate care across Mediterranean traditions for millennia. Pairs with beeswax to create the occlusive film that locks everything else in.

Base emollient
Cera alba

Beeswax. Structure.

The wax that holds the balm. Occlusive. Protective. Lets everything else do its job by staying where you put it. Egyptian pessary tradition, European apothecary tradition, Appalachian salve tradition.

Structural
Tocopherol

Vitamin E. The guardian.

Keeps everything else from oxidizing. Antioxidant. The shelf-life insurance policy. Also mildly restorative to stressed mucosal tissue.

Antioxidant
Prunus amygdalus dulcis

Sweet almond oil. Unani heritage.

Central to Persian/Unani traditions of women's intimate care. Tree nut allergy caveat in labeling — but for most, one of the lightest, gentlest emollients you can use.

Supporting emollient
What we left out

We say no to 90% of ingredients.
That's why the 10% we say yes to actually work.

No propolis.5-10% contact allergen rate. That's unacceptable for intimate skin.
No tea tree oil.Irritation risk on vulvar tissue. Endocrine controversy. Not worth it.
No artificial fragrance.Fragrance is the #1 unlabeled allergen category. We don't need it.
No hormones.Not a replacement for medical care. We work with your body, not on it.
No collagen.Molecules too large to penetrate. Marketing gimmick. Film-forming only.
No "feminine hygiene."You aren't dirty. The word implies you are. We won't use it.
What we believe

Dark conviction.

  1. Your vulva is skin. Skin needs care.
  2. Discomfort is not a requirement.
  3. We say vulva. Because shame lives in euphemisms.
  4. You are not broken. Your body is speaking.
  5. Luxury is not vanity. It's how you honor yourself.
Who made it

Nonie Creme.

She built Butter London from a manicure table in a London subway station into a $20M beauty empire. She's done nails for Madonna and Vogue. Then she saw what the beauty industry refused to build — and she built this.

"I was 22. $200 in London. No visa. I stood outside subway stations offering manicures. I did nails for Madonna. I built Butter London, sold it for $20M. Now I'm 54. And I'm asking — why do we whisper about vulvar care? I partnered with an organic chemist because your most intimate skin deserves better. This is I Love Me. And this is unapologetic."
"I was 22. $200 in London. No visa. I stood outside subway stations offering manicures. I did nails for Madonna. I built Butter London, sold it for $20M.

I learned in the beauty industry that we tell women to spend $200 on face serum but to ignore the skin that causes them the most pain. That's backwards. After Butter London I could have retired. But I kept meeting women — my age, my daughter's age — suffering in silence with dryness, tearing, irritation. Doctors weren't helping. The products that existed were either medical and shameful, or 'feminine' and useless.

So I made what I wished existed: luxury intimate care with the ingredient integrity of clean beauty and the unapologetic voice of a woman who built her first company with nothing. Because caring for yourself is not vanity. It's power."
"Houston to London. Punk girl with $200 and no visa. I started outside subway stations, offering manicures to people going home. Madonna sat in my chair once. Vogue called. Somewhere in there I built Butter London — the nail polish brand that took over the beauty counter — and sold it for $20M.

I could have stopped. I didn't want to. I started noticing that the same industry that told women to spend $200 on a face serum told them nothing at all about the skin that causes the most pain. My friends started quietly asking questions their gynecologists brushed off. I started reading papers. Then I called an organic chemist.

Two years later, this balm. Clinically tested. Leaping Bunny certified. Female Minority Owned. Formulated around a dual-mechanism anti-Candida system no competitor has. Made for the 22-year-old me who had no safety net, and the 54-year-old me who refuses to be invisible.

This is for all of us."
Petal Balm

$48 for 2 oz.

About 3 months of daily use. Leaping Bunny certified. Female Minority Owned. Made in California.

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